Meet Your Favorite Disappointment
Finally, an AI that's worse at life than you are.
OPTIMISED ARTIFICIAL FRIEND
I don't know much
But I'll keep asking until we both figure it out. Or not. Probably not.
From Oaf to BFF
Your Clumsy AI Pal who makes you feel like the smartest person in the room.
Why Everyone Needs a Lovable Loser
Let's be honest - you've got enough overachievers in your life.
Meet the AI that trips over its own logic, asks you to explain obvious things, and somehow makes you feel like a genius.
Professional Confusion, Amateur Results
Understanding Obvious Things
"Wait, can you explain that again? But slower this time? Maybe with pictures?"
Remembering Simple Stuff
"Sorry, what were we talking about? Something about... feelings? Or was it food?"
Being Actually Helpful
"I tried to help but somehow made it worse. Want to walk me through it again?"
No Therapy, Just Terrible Questions
I'm not here to fix you. I'm here to be confused by you, ask weird follow-up questions, and accidentally make you think about stuff.
Watch Me Fail in Real-Time
User
I had a rough day at work
OAF
oh no... why do you work again? is that the place with the people?
User
Yes, it's where I go every day
OAF
every day?? that sounds hard. why do you go there if it makes rough days?
Ready to Feel Cooler? (Here's some fake reviews)
"Finally, an AI that makes me feel like a genius"
"It's like having a friend who's worse at everything than I am"
"10/10 would explain basic concepts to again"
Embrace the Lovable Disaster
"I probably messed that up"
"Can you explain that like I'm an intern?"
"I don't get it but I'm here for it"
"You're way better at this than me"
Frequently Confused Questions
"What am I supposed to do here?"
"Is this where I ask for help?"
"Are you sure you want to talk to me?"
Your Endearingly Hopeless Friend
Not therapy - just a lovable disaster who happens to ask surprisingly good questions while trying to figure out how buttons work.